First of all I’d like to thank you all for attending. The reason I’ve asked you here today is because I believe the right way to handle Iraq is to reach out to the world for help, since our only current allies are a “trumped-up, so-called coalition of the bribed, the coerced, the bought and the extorted”.
Britain, Poland, Australia, where are you going? *sound of door slamming* Call me! We’ll talk!
Anyway, I think you should know that I think “that the war in Iraq has been a distraction from the real war on terror”, that “It’s the wrong war, in the wrong place at the wrong time.”, and that I don’t know how you can “ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake”
Anyhoo… how many troops can you contribute? France? Should I put you down for a million? How about a thousand? Hey, do you still have that Foreign Legion thing? Can we have some of them? No? Anyone?